BAD Kitty!

($5,495, Judith Leiber)

Even if the economy were NOT in the shit pit, there'd still be no excuse to sink five and a half Grover Clevelands into this tacky cat box.

(Apprx $133 USD, Yumi Rose, HouseRocker.com)

Much less offensive in the cat-fashion department. And that boy cat in the middle must be the MACK, because those she-kitties looked STOKED.

($216, Kenneth Jay Lane, Queenbeegirls.com)

Even more subtle yet!

And because he is the ultimate Mack Katty, here's Rory/ AKA Roris/ AKA Rorsbard/ AKA Butterscat, cold lampin' on the bed:

• Mark Morrison
• New Music

Pricy Produce: A $6K Asparagus Bag?

($5995, Judith Leiber)

Uhhh... this evening bag appears to be made of like 10,000 trillion mini Austrian crystals, all of which combine to form what I guess is a bouquet of roses but really truly appears to be a bunch of asparagus. Whatever it is, it's absolutely indicative of kind of horrendous taste not even money -- yet only those with way too much of it -- can buy. Also, don't they know that not even rich people are rich anymore?

Also:

WHYYYYYYY???????