Giuseppe Zanotti, What Hath Thou Done???

($1109.83, Giuseppe Zanotti, Colette)

No. Sorry, Giuseppe Zanotti. This is like some Pebbles and Bam Bam meets Priscilla Queen of the Desert shit meets a tragic shearing scissor mishap. And you do not get to do that.

This Sacai Cardigan Is $649. What Am I Missing? Besides $649.99?

I love a guy in a striped cardi. I think they're an Everydude staple as they look great across the board. But did I miss something here? Not convert the currency correctly? How the filfflarnfilf is this Sacai men's striped cardigan $649? DOLLARS! The PRPS cashmere cardigans I've been ogling are half that. This looks like the type of cardigan you could get from Topshop for like 1/16th the price. (Oh look! You basically can!)

($649, Sacai, Colette)

No, this isn't cashmere, and no, it doesn't even come with a car or a pony or anything.


Better deals:

($13.99, Target)

See? Sensible!

($24.99, Converse, Target.com)

$24.99! For a sweater! It MAKES SENSE!

($34.99, DKNY, Amazon)

Also not wack!

($70, RVCA, Jacksurfboards.com)

Order -- it has been restored in the universe.

How Do You Get This Job? Moment Live Blogs From Colette

Live blogging from Colette in Paris, introducing Kanye to Sylvia Fendi? And for the record, I sort of love Kanye for many of the reasons people hate him -- I sort of love that he's fine with being a big, huge baby. Also for the record: I've been to Paris but never Colette, and Marketing VP of Colette, if you're reading this, you should DEFINITELY fly some floggers out there, and two of those floggers should ABSOLUTELY be me and MKHo.

Also in the Times: eating OUT, drinking IN! And speaking of weight: this model is like SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fat! Gross, right?