Why Does This Boring-Ass Button-Down Shirt Cost

You know that Marie Claire feature, "Why Does This Bag Cost $XXXX?" Okay, why the Christ does this Todd Lynn button-down shirt cost $965??? Was it made by magical golden-tongued prize-winning kittens, who licked the cotton until this shirt was fully formed? Or better yet, was it made by unicorns? Mystical hybrid Mermaid-centaurs? For $1000, it'd better be.

Also: this Mayle dress from Steven Alan is adorable, but not $620's worth of adorable.

Damn You, Steven Alan

Why you gotta do me like that! I know you're overpriced, yuppie-bait, but your command of plaids is unparalleled! I LOVE this dress.


($265, Steven Alan, Refinery29.com)

Also, sorry for our blog negligence -- we've been working our bums off and traveling, but the 'binge will be back in full force ASAP!