New Talia cotton ribbed tights, just in time for fall!

Ideal for fashionably showing off your legs this fall and winter and keeping warm too! European Talia cotton blend opaque tights are lightly textured with subtle narrow ribs for a classic fashion touch. This extremely soft brushed cotton blend hosiery will cling to your legs beautifully. Made in Italy, Talia tights are 60 denier opaque with a completely matte appearance. Wide fabric covered flat elastic waist band is extremely comfortable. Try a pair, it's getting cold out there!

Opaque stockings and matte tights on the runway at Paris Fashion Week 2010!

Opaque tights and opaque stockings are very visible on the Paris runway shows this year and we love the look, of course! Above are matte opaque stocking images from the Vanessa Bruno runway show, Paris fall 2010. We are especially smitten with the burgundy opaque stockings in the top picture. From what we read and saw during the recent NYC fashion week opaques are still incredibly popular, they provide a clean sophisticated look with almost any outfit, dressy or casual. We have opaque stockings (get your garter belts out!) available in nine fashion colors from vibrant colors, to basic black and soft muted tones. Of course, we have opaques in thigh highs as well, no garter belt needed. Click here for opaque thigh high details.

Saxy Time! Dolce Vita Grey Cut-Out Heels With Maroon Tights!

($132, Dolce Vita, Bonadrag.com)

These grey suede cut-out Dolce Vita booties are super saxy times, and the price is even saxier, no? They'd look gorge with some rusty, russetty orange or maroon tights -- We Love Colors' got 'em -- and maybe a brown leather skirt, like the one I order from Urban Outfitters and is STILL on backorder?

($12.50, We Love Colors)

Oh Noes: Two-Tone Pantyhose

($16, American Apparel)

Who else but American Apparel would find these two-toned tights acceptable for non-Halloween usage? Uggz. Can't decide what's worse: these tights or their look-at-this-closeup-of-my-crotch
campaigns.

More Grey Boots, Please!

If you've read like, over half of my previous posts, you probs know that I LOVE grey boots. Despite the fact that I own none, my blogdentity is pathetically tied to my great adoration of grey heeled footwear.

Now, let's not waste any more time that could be devoted to the object of my affection!

($119, Dolce Vita, Urban)

($150, Jeffrey Campbell, Urban)

($214, Charlotte Ronson, PinkMascara.com)

Urban Outfitters had another pair but their site's wonked out. Eff 'em, I say!


Now, of course, you're gonna be needing some cuters tights to go with those. Check these:

($11-ish, Jonathan Aston, tightsplease.co.uk)


(About $9, Pamela Mann, tightsplease.co.uk)
Both of the above picks have lotsa other bold, bright colors that you've probably thought about painting your bedroom but are ultimately satisfied that you didn't.


Speaking of being totally wack, here is a pair of miracle hosiery which can magically eradicate your complete and utter lack of willpower you've demonstrated in the face of carbohydrates for the past five or six years:

(A whopping $50, Palmers, tightsplease.co.uk and everywhere fine coffee-based pantyhose are sold!)
More info about coffeehose here. At $50, I say purging is STILL cheaper. (KIDDING, peeps!)

Dudes, you're often excluded from the excitement of the 'Binge. Well, dry those proverbial dude tears, fellas, because boys don't cry! Then, bust out three c-notes, because these "trainers" rule:

($285, Common Projects, Aloharag.com)

And now, here it is folks, your fashion morts:
($129, Suck City)