Monday, August 16, 2010

I Came, I Saw, and I Conquered Your Ridiculous Penchant for Eat, Pray, Love

 
Life favors the strong and the purposeful, not the overfed and the pathetic:
WHEN Julia Roberts got word that Ryan Murphy planned to turn the best-selling memoir “Eat, Pray, Love” into a movie, she had a fast response: “Who?” You know, her agent explained, the guy who created “Nip/Tuck,” that sick and twisted plastic surgery show. “Oh, the ‘Nip/Tuck’ guy, that pricked up my ears a little,” Ms. Roberts recalled.
How had a man with almost no film experience wormed his way into directing a big, juicy movie? Curious, she agreed to meet Mr. Murphy at a Malibu restaurant and realized the answer before the first Arnold Palmers arrived. “I fell totally under his spell,” Ms. Roberts said. “We’re sort of like best girlfriends now.”
Mr. Murphy is nothing if not seductive. Self-assured to the point of cockiness, a wicked sense of humor, scary-ambitious yet charmingly eager to please, fashion-forward: it’s an intoxicating brew. Not to mention the literal light-headedness you feel standing near him. This is not a man who is bashful about his Yves Saint Laurent cologne.
I wish Julia Roberts would do a kick ass action film. I want to see her throwing grown men down flights of stairs and shooting rocket propelled grenades into office buildings, something tasteful but fast-paced. These weepy movies for fat girls aren't doing so well. (celebritydisaster)

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